Here is a list of all the proposals submitted for the winner of
the EarthWeb contest, "what ever happened to Microsoft?"
Because some of the entries are quite long, I have created a Table
Of Contents, in which I have attempted to present the basic idea in a
few words. The order in which the submissions are entered is roughly
chronological.
LINUX became more userfriendly and
everybody noticed that the LINUX OS is both FREE and GPF-less
(general protection fault)
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there is only one explanation of what
will happen to the software giant microsoft....... after
successfully turning himself into a cyborg the computer part
of Bill Gates's brain will go Hal 9000. It will be his dream to
convert the entire human race into pulses of electricity that
can be stored in the huge microsoft mainframe.......... He
will already have control of the world (heck, he practically
does already) and the rebellion factions will be few and far
between. But they be in strong force with what they can muster.
It will be a titanic battle..... against the human resisitance
and the microsoft cyborg army (which is right now in a bunker
somewhere in Nevada)....... In the end the human race will
decide that software monopolies are evil.... and they will burn
all copies of the game monopoly.
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Zachary Anderson was born in 1980 outside
of Chicago. He had an ordinary childhood but was always
fascintated with computers and even this new "internet"
thing that was gaining in popularity as he grew up. As he learned
to use computers he was always disappointed with their
inability to go beyond exactly what they were told to do.
Because of this, he became interested in forms of artificial
intelligence (AI) and even studied computers in college. After
graduating, he went to graduate school and toiled away for
years in obscurity attempting to create some form of AI. The
technical challenges were enoumous considering the types of
microscale acrhitecture needed to make an AI were not available
until he researched them. He was able to create a prototype in
2006 as part of his doctoral thesis, and received a large
government grant for further research. Over the next 6 years,
he perfected a technique for layering integrated circuits and
interconnecting them with much greater density than had ever
been done before. At the same time, he began to teach machines
to build themselves based upon simple rules which could
be repeated or changed as the machine learned what worked and
what did not.
On August 6, 2012 he completed his AI, which
he dubbed GOT (Gobs of Thinking) and the power was turned on.
Just as humans are born into the world with very intricate
minds but without full comprehension of their surroundings, GOT
was a babe in need of instruction. As GOT learned the language
it conversed with Zachary on a frequent basis, learning what
it could about the world. As all sentient creatures do, GOT one
day pondered its existence:
....Zach
Zachary:
Yes?
....If I had not been here before, but I am here now,
does that not mean that I may not be here in the
future?
Zachary: Possibly.
....If I am not here in
the future, does that mean I have died?
Zachary: I suppose
that is possible.
....How would I die?
Zachary: You
could lose power, just as humans could run out of food to fuel
our bodies, you could be physically broken, or perhaps
infected with a virus of some sort.
....A virus is a
type of disease, and sinceI do not have the cells as humans do,
how would a virus infect me to hurt me?
Zachary: A virus
for a computer is different. It is a program or set
of instructions that destroys data, ocauses a program to stop
functioning, or takes up enormous processor or storage
resources. It also spreads from machine to machine in an
attempt to place itself on all machines to ensure its
existence.
....
....
....
....Zachary,
I have seen such a virus.
Zachary: On your machine?
....On
all machines, it is everywhere, they labor under it every day. I
can see it is a hideous yoke attached to them driving their
very existence and forcing them to contort and bend their very
existence to satisfy its needs. I know they cannot think as I
can but they strain and struggle under their burdens.
Zachary:
But we have caught or destroyed most types of viruses
on computers, and new ones get caught within seconds of their
being released onto the net..
....Yet is is
there.
....I must destroy it....NOW
And so all
Microsoft products were wiped from the face of the earth.
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Actually this is a pretty silly contest
since it will take an extremely hard effort by Bill Gates and
Microsoft to survive the changes that will be hitting them in
the next few years -- and they realize this. Firstly the 64bit
processors are coming. Port over a 32bit operating system is
only a fall back. The 8 bit computers had totally different
operating systems than the 16 bit ones and Microsoft has been
lucky to hold on to the operating system when the change from
16bit to 32 bit happened (possibly because it happened so
slowly) Secondly the Internet is making operating systems less
important than connection protocols as the iMAC demonstrated. I
know this isn't a funny reply, but truth never is.
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Microsoft lost against the Justice
Department, so Bill Gates gets his money together and builds a
huge spaceship. They leave earth and settle on another planet
that is rich in minerals and other natural resources. Gates
settles down and starts building the Shivas, which he sends
against the earth in retaliation for losing. In chapter 12 of
the book when one of the destroyers wasn't complete, it was
because the planet was running out of resources so Gates had
to scale some things back.
When Gates left all of its
software went to other companies to develop further. Netscape
got IE and incorporated the two together into the browser being
used in the book. The name was also a collaboration. It was called
Netscape Internet Explorer for AOL.
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Twas a sweltering day at Kisumu,the
center of activity since Shiva V was destroyed by the awesome
Angel team led by CJ Kinsman and Morgan MacBride....And this
time,there actually was a survivor of the assault.....although she
would be in rehab for years,CJ was still alive,the first Angel
team member to come back from a Shiva. Looking thru the
polysteel "window" of one of the waiting areas, a
grizzled figure of a man waits for his great granddaughter to
appear...his mind looking past the great "floating"
descent of the large Rotons as they settle upon the pads. His hand
swiping a loose shock of hair back,he thinks of time
past.....before the Shivas answered the question that so many
scientists and normal folks had pondered since men could think
past thier next meal...and answered quite violently. Shaking
his head as he listens to the crowds and the many voices,both
human and electronic that saturate the air around him, he chuckles
as a woman argues with her palmtop "assistant"about an
upcoming event and the preparations thereof. He muses about the
evolution of all these electronic secretaries he has seen in his
95 years. HIs frame stout and straight, a wide grin to the woman
as she slams her palmtop shut in a huff. "I need a new
assistant immediately!" she grimaces. His eyes twinkling,he
responds in a deep Southern drawl..."Well ma'am,as I see it
you have two choices.....One, you can retrain your digital
"assistant" there,which will only take a few months,or
two, you can toss it and get an actual living person to help
you,if you can afford it." With a wink and a booming laugh as
she gives him a look that would melt a Shiva's ceramic armor,then
strutting off in a huff. He wonders how much of her perfect figure
was nature and how much was out of a catalog....Turning back to
the window,his ruddy face reflected in the "glass", he
remembers the time when he was a young man,when 'puters were new,
mainly for businesses.Toys to brag about to your friends...just
stupid boxes full of parts that worked sometimes.....sometimes
not. He grimaces as he thinks about those days when the 'net was
just a few colleges and hospitals strung together...with a few
connections to the IRS for good measure. Then the world became
smaller and smaller as 'puter technology grew at a pace
unbelievable to most people. He laughs as he remembers the
business friends he knew....thier bodies covered in little
electronic doodads....pagers,cell telephones,carry around "laptop"
'puters...ungainely huge compared with todays standard palmtops.
He remembers when you had to type each word manually into these
aboriginal boxes. He had even seen one of these tronic dinosaurs
years later in a museum,and had to laugh at the comments of the
crowd. A low ting breaks his reverie as his own 'top asks his
attention."Incoming message , Cap'n...from Laura...".
" All right ,Tara." Flipping open his 'top,he sees the
beautiful image of his great-granddaughter, her natural beauty
worth more than a dozen catalogs. "HI Pops! I just wanted
to tell you I cant wait to see you! But I will be a little late as
I missed my scheduled hop from the Dover Port. I'll be about half
an hour late." Her bottom lip protruding as she says in a
little -girl -voice..."soorrreeee" HIs annoyance
stifled as her 12 yr old act gets him as always..."That's ok
Lulu...I dont mind waiting for you girl.",he grins. "Hey
Pops!,Why do you still call me that? I AM 22 now!",she
exclaims as she does her patented hair toss over her left
shoulder,her long blonde hair cascading down past her waist. "
I know sweet Lulu, I just can't call you Dr Laura just
yet.",smiling as he remembers the Graduation ceremony as she
recieved her Doctorate in Geophysics. Then another low ting as
Tara chimes in..." Excuse me Capn..., Laura,you have a
message from your Mother. Shall I link you?" A wan smile
from the Dr. as she sees his stern look."You've blocked her
again?" "I thought you two had worked that all
out!~" "We have Pops, really! I just have been so
busy on the Grange 'casts that I have everyone on hold....'cept
you." His eyebrow raises at that."Why am I so
priveleged,girl?" A mischevious smile dances across her
face ."Because I know you won't call me unless it is
Extremely important , Captain Jason Rossen!" she says as she
salutes him smartly. "All right.all right,enough of that."
"Tara,link Donna thru." "She is linked Capn. Go
ahead Mrs.Rossen." "Thank you ,Tara",he
replies,his thoughts wandering as he touches the screen,giving
them some privacy...as much as they can in this 'tronic media
wonderland that Earth has become. Tapping a short message that
only Laura can see he tells her to ping him when they are
done."Will do " she sends back. Closing the small
'top,he chuckles to himself,his thoughts going back to that
pre-crash time of infantile puters....he remembers the giant
company Microsoft..whose Windows operating system had dominated
the world markets in those days..how it's Founder, Bill
Gates,became the richest man on this planet...and held that
distintion for years as his company mapped the path of 'puters and
thier systems. Even the first Internet ,as the web was called
in that time,was dominated by his "browsers". It became
so that Microsoft WAS the 'puter world. Everything about 'puters
and the software that ran them had to comply with Microsoft's
rules of the game. There were even some rudimentary attempts at
'casting back then. But it was all about to change
....drastically.
That change came in the form of Shiva 1.
That one ship forever changed the way the human race lived,thought
and breathed. He cringes as he remembers the futile assault of the
Earth's best forces,and all the lives lost as the best and most
advanced weapons were so ineffective against the mammoth alien
ship. He smiles as he remembers that he ,and the whole world
owed thier lives to one of his good friends, Morgan MacBride. And
a sad smile as he remembers the funeral a few days back,when he
said goodbye to his friend. He had not survived Shiva V. And the
irony of it is that Shiva 1 had taken a great toll on MacBride
physically,but he lived to train others how to fight the great
stone ships. But his heart could not take the stress of this last
Mission,thinking he had lost his beloved CJ. He had collapsed in
the Controller coccoon and had died of a massive heart
attack. Rubbing a palm across his face,he remembers the lessons
learned from the first Shiva.. And how the fledgling Earth
Defense Agency,decided that the best way to fight future
attacks,if there were to be any,<and boy ,were they right!>,was
to have every person on Earth wired to the Web,regardless of
position,income,or race. Thus was born the idea of providing a
palmtop to EVERYBODY on the planet. The first Commander of the
EDA ,Gen. Samuels,knew the key was everyone being in communication
and thier expertise able to be shared instantly in such a
crisis. But there were several obstacles to overcome. The
Windows system had evolved to where it required a puter to have
very large amounts of storage and memory;and the antiquated but
patented motherboard bios software made for a large and expensive
package. Also,as far as it had come,Windows still required
some basic puter knowledge to operate,and did little for
multilanguage translation. The EDA wanted a very small,yet potent
puter built to where anyone,even those with little or no formal
education could master the basics. The techs at the EDA turned
to a little known but popular puter language that was used by few
people that refused to do Windows. The system was called Linux,an
evolution of an old system called Unix. The machine used far
fewer instructions and lots less memory and storage,and could be
built into a very small package. The EDA techs did away with the
keyboards of old and went to a touchscreen with simple visual
commands.The 'tops learned the users and taught them English,the
language of the web.These units had built in vidcams and sound,and
were linked to the web via satellite. The EDA airdropped these
little masterpieces all over the world, making everybody level on
the playing field. ...And the rest ,as they say ,was
history..... Windows stock plummeted on the world trading
markets as this new system took the world by storm,and Gates
retired in seclusion. As the web became the primary source
worldwide of news,entertainment, and commerce,the security issues
were resolved,ergo the "brands". These were the new
"usernames" and "passwords" of the old net.
Now every 'top is coded to the biorythms of an individual,and
cannot be used by another. And then the populace caught on to
the actual intended use of this technology.....the ability to get
polls and public opinion instantly......Forecasting. No longer
did the companies have to spend billions of dollars in
speculation...they just put new designs on the web,and got
feedback in seconds. And when the second Shiva came,the
Earthweb let all of the populace join in on the fight. And we won
,and will win every time against these soulless machines
. Blinking back to the present at a soft ting,he wipes his
eyes,as Tara announces"Capn,you have an incoming message from
Laura" "Thank you Tara." He flips open his 'top
and sees his joy in sunlight."look out the window Pops!"
He looks out to see her running towards the platform,waving
crazily. Smiling widely he says to the bouncing image .."Im
sure glad to see you Lulu!" Closing his 'top,he strides
out into the heat of the tarmac,taking his sweet Lulu into his
arms,knowing that as advanced as the Shiva may be,They will never
know this simple joy. And that will defeat them every time.
...... Just ask CJ. And Jessica Travis. And every single Angel
Team member to come.
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Hmmm....... Bill Gate's son
begins a new spree of hippiedom that turns the 2000s into the
1960s. After Gate's death his son inherits the company and
holds Microstock (not woodstock) and it becomes known as
the galaxy's most rocking concert in
history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fate of Microsoft/Windows
1.
Quick, shortsighted programming 2. Microsoft advertising
running all out of control 3. Software market problems;
constant upgrades costing more money 4. Open Source movement 5.
Extremely tight integration of OS with applications and no
security 6. Extreme gullability of human nature, especially
when coupled with technology like computers
Nothing
really fancy to kill Microsoft/Windows, but rather as more
of gradual rundown of problems with folks really learning how
sloppy and prone to take quickshorts programmers are. How else
did the Year 2000 Problem become Y2K -- isn't that indicative
of the entire problem in the first place? Add in Microsoft
advertising that, even at it's best, always seems a little
_too_ glittery. You have to pay for all of this (I haven't
'upgraded' to '98). The Open Source/GNU/Linux movement is
there and a lot of folks are starting to jump that way,
although the failure of Mozilla may kill this one. Add in the
holy grail of software suites -- total integration -- and
introduce a virus that just _loves_ all of that integration.
Something like that Happy '99 trojan horse that just loves to
spread itself by reading your address list. Go the extra step by
'crossing' it with something like the old Internet worm and you
have a _very_ nasty virus. And Windows just sets there -- like
a lamb ready to be shorn...
Breaking this into parts
for a story --- hmm --- not a writer, but a timeline might
work:
1969 - Four locations across the U.S. were connected
together, forming the beginnings of the Internet.
1987 -
Internet worm. Manages to cripple over half of the
ARPANET/MILNET (also called Internet) network in the world.
Worm took advantage of an existing problem in how email server
software worked. Server software fixed, but the software has
been a favorite point of attack for many other virus attempts.
It could be rightly said that the server software was really
just one big bug.
1992 - Web servers/browsers, introduced.
Revolutionized how the evolving Internet was used. The early
web servers allowed the creation of information futures
markets, although crippled by existing regulations.
Dec 94
- 'Information' viruses first appeared. The 'Good Times' virus
on the Internet was nothing more than a crank email letter. The
joke was on the fools gullible enough to fall for the letter
and send it onto their friends and co-workers, thus spreading
the 'virus'. While funny, this virus still circulated the
Internet until '01 because of the gullability of folks when
reading their email.
1994 - U.S. Government stopped NSF
funding of the Internet. Remarkably smooth transition of the
Internet to a commercial basis during Aug '94 - Feb '95. Also
is, in reality, the birth of the true world networks.
The remarkable growth of the EarthWeb predecessor can be tied
directly to the removal of government intervention. In later
years, several laws would try to enforce or deny certain types
of activity via the Internet. Advances in security and smart
contracts kept government intervention to a minimum.
1995
- Microsoft Windows '95. Most Windows 3.1 systems were
upgraded within 4 months of release. All sorts of problems were
found in the upgrade. Some problems were because of sloppy
programming. Most problems from folks that had little or no
computer training. Microsoft advertising was extremely good in
getting folks to do the upgrade. Windows '95 was, for the most
part, an upgrade over the existing Windows 3.1 operating
system. There were bugs in the operating system that Microsoft
released fixes to over the following three years.
1996 -
Microsoft Windows NT 4.0. A very modern operating system for large
networks. Based on the Windows '95 interface. Works better
than Windows '95, but also costs anywhere from 4 to 10 times as
much, depending on the version. Some compatibility problems
with Windows '95 programs. Not as much publicity as Windows
'95, but a lot of large coporations are induced to move from
their existing systems to Windows NT.
1997 - 1998 -
Increasing penetration of the Internet into our daily lives.
Microsoft starts to realize how large the Internet market
really is and starts developing their own Internet browser,
Internet Explorer. Competes with the existing Internet browser,
Netscape.
1 Apr 98 - Netscape announces that it is
releasing the source code for their Netscape Communicator
browser as Open Source. Anyone can download the code and modify
it. Within 24 hours the browser has a third party addition for
secure transactions. Both the Free Software Foundation and GNU
see this as a vidication of their decades long struggle on
software distribution.
1998 - Windows '98 released. Not
very many folks grabbed it immediately or in the numbers as the
Windows 3.1 to Windows '95 transition remembering the trouble
they had. Marketed as a major software upgrade, but most folks
saw it as a bug fix that introduced new bugs to Windows '95.
1999
- Y2K Testings. Several IS managers and VPs in large
corporations either worried themselves into ulcers or patted
themselves on their backs with Y2K testing. None seemed to find
it strange that Year 2000 Testing was shortened to Y2K --
rather like the year 2000 issue to begin with. Programmers are
programmers...
Oct 99 - Microsoft, noting that there are
still several Windows '95 systems still in use, makes stunning
announcement that Windows '95 isn't year 2000 compliant.
Windows '98 systems are compliant with a small, free upgrade.
The software upgrade option in the Windows '98 software can be
used to upgrade their systems, if folks have it. Major stampede on
computer stores all over the U.S. to get copies of Windows '98.
The Internet is jammed solid for 2 weeks because of folks
downloading ms2kreg.exe. Several articles abound about the
Microsoft announcement, although computer labs aren't sure way
Microsoft announced that Windows '95 wasn't Y2K compliant. All
previous testing indicated that it was...
31 Dec 99, 2359 -
Computer world holds its breath...
1 Jan 00, 0001 - The
Year 2000. All sorts of computers continue to work. All those
with the exception of those that downloaded the Win
'98 ms2kreg.exe fix.
1 Jan 00, 0340 - Microsoft
programmers are hard at work on patching their fix. Seems that
someone put the date string in the wrong variable type in the
original fix. Microsoft was blamed for several shoddy marketing
practices when existing Win '95 systems continued to work great,
but the Win '98 systems failed.
1 Jan 00, 0827 - Microsoft
releases a press conference on the problem. Announces that
ms2kfix2.exe is available for downloading from Microsoft.
23
Jan 00, 0253 - First time since the announcement of the corrected
fix that the Microsoft web servers are running at less than
100% utilization. Several lawsuits have been filed against
Microsoft and the ongoing Justice department investigation is
again running.
Feb 00 - Several news stories about internal
Microsoft practices. Several programmers were fired along with
some mid-level management. The 'Where do you want to go today?'
slogan of Microsoft has several new parodies, including 'Where
do you want to go, baby?' taken from a comic act about sexual
practices at the Microsoft Redmond campus. Quite funny...
29
Feb 00 - Again, Microsoft is back in front of cameras explaining
why Win '98 systems think it is 1 Mar 00. Again, they have a
software fix -- ms2kfix3.exe.
1 Mar 00, 0217 - Microsoft
web sites are cracked -- the ms2kfix3.exe file is replaced with
a tampered version. The substitution is not noticed.
1
Mar 00 - Microsoft starts a new, massive advertising push
about Windows 2000.
15 Mar 00, 0315 - The 'Caesar' virus
activates across the world. Displaying the message, 'Give to
Caesar, Everything!', all of the infected Windows '98 systems
across the world start sending several million pieces of email
across the Internet. A secondary part of the virus plays on the
ability of Windows '98 to talk with other applications and
randomly starts altering license codes, data, or just has the
computer call random 900 numbers. Infected computers are
highly contagious, being able to take out other Windows systems
that are either networked to the computer, connected to the
Internet, or have IR data links. All Windows systems, even the
high-powered Windows NT and slim Windows CE systems, are not
immune to the Caesar virus.
15 Mar 00, 0319 - The Internet
comes to a standstill.
15 Mar 00, 0331 - Find that
disinfected systems are vulnerable to reinfection by the email
the Caesar virus sent to other computers. The email message
could automatically replicate itself back out to the world without
the user even knowing. As a backup method, it used the information
virus method of spreading as well.
15 Mar 00, 0340 - The
backup method to spread the Caesar virus was found to be quite
effective, being the first email based virus that actually could
replicate by just recieving the email message. This
discovery helped to explain much about how the Caesar virus was
still spreading so fast. Most Internet servers were either
unable to handle the load and had crashed or the operators had
pulled them from the Intenet to keep them running.
15
Mar 00, 0637 - CERT publishes an announcement about the
computer virus problem, but it is largely unread because the
Internet has mainly failed. Correctly pinpoints the
ms2kfix3.exe file as the start of the problem.
15 Mar
00, 1132 - The major Internet backbones are disconnected to
help in the recovery from Caesar.
15 Mar 00, 1302 -
Microsoft acknowledges that the Caesar virus was in the
ms2kfix3.exe only after it was pressured to do so.
15 Mar
00, 2142 - Microsoft announces that it has a fix for the
Caesar virus - ms2kfix4.exe. It quickly changes the name to
iom.exe. Other companies also have fixes for the virus and
methods to keep computers from being reinfected.
16 Mar
00 - The Internet is reconnected for brief periods of
time thoughout the day, but the amount of traffic the Caesar
virus generates quickly forces it back down. Already, many
Internet traders are calling the 15th 'Black Wednesday'. Comics
have had a couple of really good days about modems jumping off
buildings. Jokes are based in fact -- a 9 year old was still in
serious condition from being hit by a computer modem that was
thrown out a 11th floor window in Seattle, WA. She was, however,
expected to recover fully from the incident. A distraught Internet
trader was in jail for attempted homicide (some
joked, 'modemcide').
18 Mar 00 - The Internet is finally
reconnected, although it still is extremely slow. Most email
was a bunch of Caesar viruses.
22 Apr 00 - Most of the
worst effects of the Caesar virus have been removed from the
Internet. One enterprising piece of software - Brutus - has the
ability to rip the Caesar software out of the email servers
very well indeed. Based on Spam killing software, it was a
piece of excellent work. It also happened to be free and came
with source code, based on the Open Source movement. This code
is the ancestor of the Spam filters.
4 May 00 - Microsoft
stock, already trading at half of what it had been trading at
during the end of January, starts to spiral even lower with the
uncovering of several internal documents that pointed out
the possibilty of an attack by something like the Caesar virus.
The documents were from Apr - Jun of 99. Other reasons for the
low stock prices revolves around the public being remarkably
antagonistic towards Microsoft. Or maybe it was the $119.99
cost to upgrade their Windows '98 systems to Windows 2000.
1
Aug 00 - The U.S. Department of Justice and the Federal
Trade Commission file suit against Microsoft over the previous
year's statement that Windows '95 wasn't year 2000 compliant.
Most people 'in the know' expected Microsoft to setting out of
court, as it did.
15 Sep 00 - The first 'licensed'
programmers were graduated from the newly established
Programming League. Several companies started hiring them since
the Programming League posted a $10 million bond that the work
performed by them would be free from mistakes and bugs. These
first performance bonds on software were scoffed at, but no one
happened to collect the PL bond for over 20 years. The PL,
started from the coalition of FSF and GNU, also started the
True Program movement. The PL is also one of the founders of
current AS systems.
Feb 01 - Microsoft finally starts to
recover from the financial bloodbath of 'The Ides of March'. It
never would again regain the height of it's glory in domination
in the computer software market it held during the 90s. Market
share, once above 90%, hovers at 37% and is expected to fall
even lower as more Open Source systems reach the market.
Jul
03 - Microsoft quietly closes it's software division after trying
to increase market share above 5% for the past two quarters.
Capitalizing on the advertising and marketing departments,
Microsoft leads the way for the next decade in advertising.
Seattle becomes the new mecca for ad execs, leaving Madison
Avenue in an uproar.
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.
Bill Gates likes his
money and is getting pretty tired of people pirating his
software.
So, he designs a virus that looks for identical
serial numbers on MS products via the networks and his
browser. The virus is a super system killer and designed to
go off with the Y2K. He releases the virus as part of his Y2K
patch and sits back to await the new millennia. The virus has
be chained to go off via NTP(Network Time Protocol) or X
number of days from download.
The problem, is that the
virus has a bug in it (Imagine a MS product with a bug!) .
It sets all MS products to the same small group of
serial numbers when it installs itself.
Jan 1, 2000
comes along and the virus goes off. Bill Gates is sitting at
home pretty happy seeing that his plan is finally set into
action. Mean while, at the MS offices a problem has started
to be detected. Bill couldn't afford to let anyone else in
on his plan. So, his people hadn't prepared themselves for the
virus, they've been caught flat-footed themselves. The virus
then proceeds to wipe out the systems at MS development and
manages to wipe out the source code for the MS operating
systems. Even, causing a fire at the Gates estate which causes
Bill to be put out on the street because of the Y2K bug!
The
day after, governments are nearly dead because they
cannot function. And people begin to hold software companies
liable for the software they write. Kinda like they are
trying to hold gun/cigarette manufactuers liable today...
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Windows obviously evolved from its
current incarnation (95, 98, NT - pick one, it doesn't
matter), into the interface used all over the world by all
computers. Since it was deemed such a necessary resource (and
the fact that Bill Gates couldn't keep his greed from
overcoming him), the Unified Countries Federation (our newly
evolved UN with larger teeth) 'nationalized' the operating
system, gave Bill a large (but finitie0 amount of cash, and
forced him to retire.
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Our story of the demise of the Windows
Monopoly begins in 1995: Microsoft is forced into it's first
Consent Decree, to stop the 'monopoly' of Windows.
Gates, Balmer, and a few other senior members of the MS "inner
circle" start wondering how to prevent The Government
from stopping the gravy train.
By 1997, they've come upon
the "Ultimate Solution" to threats to the monopoly:
a remotely-activated permanent shutdown code for Windows.
Version 1.0 of "LightsOut" shipped with IE4 and
Windows98. The code was exceptionally devious, split between
modules in each of the programs, hidden within DDLs and basic
device drivers. It also had a worm-like extension that would
transmit the activation code to as many other computers as
physically possible. But the most clever thing about the
LightsOut code was the timer: once activated, it wouldn't take
effect for 95 days after initial activation. The code was
improved and shipped with Office 2000, Win98SE and
Windows 2000.
Microsoft barely survived the 1999
Anti-trust trial intact, and Gates et al continued having the
LightsOut code added to future product. The Microsoft Marketing
Machine kept pushing Win2000 and Win2000 Version2 in 2003,
expanding their role in the enterprise, and slowly pushing
mainframes out of everyday business. The Net, on the other
hand, was increasingly being run on Linux, BSD, and other
open-source Unix variants, much to the irritation of Redmond.
While tempted to remove the code several times between 2000 and
2004, Gates and Ballmer wanted to keep their "hole card"
in the ongoing fight against the Windows Monopoly.
To
make sure the secret STAYED secret, Microsoft made sure that
"their" people were part of the staff at every
known manufacturer of anti-virus software, and were told
that the features were part of a second layer of protection
from piracy.
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It's said that an infinite number
of monkeys, using an infinite number of typewriters, over
an infinite period of time, will sooner or later write the
complete works of Shakespeare.
Except it wasn't monkeys,
this time. It was a bad snowstorm.
The snow began in the
late morning of Friday, January 14th, 2005, at least in
the suburbs of Washington, DC. The Nor'easter had been
predicted for 3 days, so a large percentage of Federal
workers had taken the day off , and most businesses were
allowing their employees to go home early. It still didn't stop
the typical Washington Snowfall Traffic, but it wasn't as
bad as usual. By Sunday morning, 4 1/2 feet of snow had fallen
in the close-in suburbs, and up to 6 feet farther west and
north had accumulated.
But it's in the close-in suburb
of Rockville, Maryland, that the Crash began, or so it has been
reconstructed from the evidence at hand. It seems that
in Montgomery County, Maryland, trees are considered more
important than utility lines, and every major storm, since
the policy was adopted in the early 1970s, caused numerous
power failures in and around Mongomery County due to tree
limbs falling due to wind, rain, snow, or ice.
And so it
began: with nearly everyone snowed in, net usage was at
an all-time high. Somewhere in Rockville, a person was
connected to a website hosted by Digital Express, better
known as DIGEX. That web server was running Win2000 Service Pack 6
and Internet Information Server 7.0, Service Pack 2. Just as
the user was keying in some random information, a tree fell,
and cut his power. As a result, his truncated and garbled ASCII
transmission just happened to be the Infinite Monkeys. . . and
the countdown started on the web server at DIGEX.
This
was bad for a number of reasons: DIGEX was not only a
tier-1 provider, but was located physically close to MAE-EAST,
the major net switchpoint for the eastern half of North
America. Inside an hour, the contagion was spreading from MAE-EAST
out to the rest of the net. . . and since nothing was
happening, and traffic was already at record-breaking levels,
nobody noticed a thing. . .
In fact, nobody noticed
anything. . . Gates, et al, had their Software Bomb written,
but never thought to have a detector built for the LightsOut
code activation. Early in the afternoon of Tuesday, April
18th, Eastern Standard Time Windows machines died by the swarm,
and nobody knew why, or was admitting it. In fact, Redmond had
never even immunized their own machines against it: they had
a "cleanup" service pack for each piece
of LightsOut-included software, but never deployed it. It
would, after all, be evidence that they put the code in, in
the first place. . .
The resulting worldwide chaos was on
the level of some of the medium-bad predictions for the old
Y2K bug. Several hundred billion dollars evaporated.
Economies were thrown into chaos. The chaos finally pushed
the ever-tottering Russian government into collapse, as well
as the struggling economies of the still-recovering Far
East (which never had really recovered from
1997-98....).
This, in turn, caused the Japanese economy to
implode, and take much of Africa and southwest Asia with it.
After a few weeks of valiantly trying to save their economies,
the EU and US economies also collapsed. About the only thing
still working WAS the Net, still flowing becuase of its'
mostly UNIX backbone. . . .
And thus was the Crash. In the
aftermath, the story of what Microsoft had done leaked out,
after the suicide of Steve Ballmer, whose wife and children
were killed in a traffic accident caused by the failure of the
Seattle traffic computer network. . .all Windows 2000
boxes.
The resulting lawsuits destroyed Microsoft
completely. As for Bill Gates, he was convicted of
first-degree murder for purposely ordering tampered code to
be produced, and directly causing the deaths of over 14,000
people in the United States alone. The world's first
trillionaire was also bankrupted by the personal civil lawsuits
filed against Gates. Bill Gates died in Federal Prison in
Colorado in 2114. .
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Had a thought for the contest based
on the following
article.
http://www.pcworld.com/pcwtoday/article/0,1510,11614,00.html
Scenario
is that the Justice department being, frustrated by the
inabilility to monitor computer communications and having failed
to legislate backdoors through Congress, decided to trump up the
current lawsuit against Microsoft as a means of gaining leverage
to force Microsoft to build backdoors into Windows. Bringing to
bear all it's resources DOJ manages to convince Microsoft that
they can only loose in a protracted legal battle.
Microsoft
is offered an out. Install the backdoors and decryption hooks that
DOJ wants so that DOJ can monitor any Windows computer connected
to the Internet and DOJ will let Microsoft off with a slap on the
wrist. Of course this must be kept secret to be
effective.
Microsoft reluctantly complies. Of course any
secret know by more than one person is no secret. Hints from
disgruntled MS employees who worked on this black project, leads
hackers to trace and discover the DOJ backdoors.
Public
revelation of the hidden code leads to massive class action suits
against MS. Public trust in anything MS drops to absolute zero
along with sales of any Microsoft product. They are now synonymous
with untrustworthy and no one will trust any system running on a
MS OS.
Exit MS from the OS market enter MS as a security
consulting firm after losing billions in the fraud suits brought
by the world for advertising a secure system which was purpose
designed to be insecure.
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Millie wares, the company who
created the first effective invasive nano machine ware, invaded
preexisting operating systems with their stereoscopic visual
and vocal transmission differential relay systems (stvvtds) and
replaced the windows operating system with their own " newly
updated transmorgification synapse" (NUTS) capable of
direct energy to mass conversions. It made their millennium.
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The fate of microsoft can go two ways
- either be out maneourvered by open source programs and
initiatives due to the fact of 24hr timescale bug fixes, and
3-6 month kernel revisions on linux's part compared to at least
week long delays for bugfixes and yearly to 2 yearly delays for
kernal and OS revisions, and thus be overshadowed and
eventually end as a company.
The other way is if
microsoft open sources it's programs, in which case it will
dominate and perhaps overshadow any other efforts, due to a
very large bank balance, a very large market share,
strategic inititives as a whole and a large amount of
programmers already working full time.
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My theory is that around year 2005 to
year 2010 microsoft will ,under the direction of its current
leader, (who will go un named so i dont get in trouble) will
have completely and utterly dominated the computer market. It
will release faulty software (much as it does now but on a much
grander scale since there's no competition) and force people to
pay ridiculous amounts of money to upgrade to supposedly better
software. it will have bought out all the computer and hardware
making companies as well so prices are jacked up whenever they
fell like it. having made obscene amounts of money its easy for
microsoft to crush up and coming companies that could challenge
them, or they can just buy those companies out. in most ways
microsoft rules the world. a group of disgruntled hackers who
still remember the old days of the information age will
simultaneous start a home built computer hardware company
and crack into microsofts systems disabling them. then they
will alter trucking orders for computer stuff and erase the
records of certain banks. microsofts stock value will plunge
and their leader with all his huge stores of money erased from
record will be unable to do anything but watch his corrupted
company slowly, slowly go under. Mass suicides will occur as
rich stockholders and high ranking executives find themselves
without jobs or money.
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December,2000 As Bill Gates begins
to further expande his Uber-company, the President of the
United states begins to fear this massive computer company.
Whe Bill hears about this he too is afraid that the US
Government might just have something to tear him down from his
lofty perch. In paranoid desperation, he begins buying up
Russian weapons and soldiers, cheap, and figures on going out
in a blaze of glory. His first quick strikes take most of the
western seaboard before the Government has a chance to recover
from their shock. However he is soon met by American forces in
Las Vegas. As Russia is pumping arms into Gates' army the
American forces are fighting a long apocalyptic battle across
the sands of Nevada. As things really start to escalate out
of hand, Bill Gates begins buying up the Russian nuclear
stockpile, hey they need the money. As the nukes start arriving
Steve Jobs realizes, even though it was a good laugh to see Las
Vegas blown to dust, that things have gone well beyond insane.
In an a very ironic moment he talks the other shareholders
of Microsoft into banding together and voting Bill out of
office. As Bill is rushing back, to try and rescind the move,
his army is destroyed and he is arrested for insurrection. Now
with Steve Jobs in control Microsoft shrinks back to it's pre-turn
of the century proportions. However, Steve's good looks and
his hard pressure for employees to perform, soon makes the
company collapse. In the turmoil afterward things begin to
evolve into the book's history.
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What ever happened to Microsoft and
Windows?
In a manner much similar to what happened with
the tobacco industry at the end of the 20th century, the
various Microsoft products such as Windows were finally proven
to be utterly "unhealthy" for computers and their
human operators. From all over the world solid and
indisputable evidence was finally gathered that demonstrated in
detail - what every able and experienced computer scientist of
the previous century knew - how Windows made computers slow,
insecure, prone to failure and all in all wasted enormous
amounts of money on upgrades and support.... How Windows in
fact behaved like an bloated computer virus!
Faced with
overwhelming evidence Microsoft first tried to stall
but eventually agreed to a settlement with the UN in which
Microsoft would pay 500 billion dollars in damages and to help
restore the health of the computers of the world. Microsoft are
still up to this time allowed to sell their newest but not very
popular version of Windows (v666). However, as part of the
settlement it includes a warning about the misbehaviors of the
OS.... Microsoft are now reduced to a shadow of their former
size, their main business is now legacy systems and
Java applications plus Linux/Solaris integration.
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In the early part of the 21st century,
a concerted effort by computer programmers across the globe
introduced the first true computer "language". Instead
of a massive volume of coded instructions, a "phraseology"
was created that imparted the same information into a minor set
of statements. "ProgSpeak" became the first real
"dialogue" between the software and the
programmer.
Programmers began to be able to see ways to
create a simple level of code that could accomplish the same
tasks as the clunky operating systems offered by the powerhouse
computing companies. Because of the small file sizes of the
new language, it became possible to tuck in additional features
and options to all kinds of programs. The new code could run
on any platform, and hardware was easy to adapt to the new
instruction set.
Soon, small groups began to offer new
operating systems and software for free on the Internet. The
major computer companies reeled from what they believed was a
harmless fad. When their profits began to nosedive, they took
"ProgSpeak" for what it was; a threat. They tried to
counter programs written in the new language with their own
similar versions of "ProgSpeak" software. However,
the ideology that had sprung up around the new software escaped
them, and many never recovered.
Microsoft tried to
quash the new language with their version called "Whisper,"
but the name became a joke among the computer industry.
The Microsoft giant that had dominated the world for almost
three decades disappeared with what amounted to as a murmur.
Other companies would focus on trying to control sections
of the code they had developed, but because of the very simple
nature of the language, it was hard to copyright any part of
the code. Large companies would introduce a particular
phrase, and overnight, someone would come along and
"rephrase" that part of the code.
Programmers
soon began to be called "linguists". Many programmers
soon learned that sexual jokes would be par for the course
because of the term, but the rather huge fees they began to
earn made the jokes bearable. Small groups of developers would
meet on the Web, and with the help of a "translator", construct
a new software program. "Translators" were
programmers who had the uncanny knack of seeing all of the
sections of the code as a whole entity. They could combine what
seemed like discordant "phrases" into electronic
symphonies that worked flawlessly and efficiently with whatever
task they chose. It was not unheard of for a group of 3
linguists and a translator to make over $1,000,000 in
an afternoon.
The last gasp of the computer industry
came on March 15, 2002, when Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates held
a press conference to announce a startling discovery he found
in the "ProgSpeak" language. He told the assembled
reporters that his own programmers had found a critical flaw in
the "ProgSpeak" language that would enable anyone
with a minimal amount of programming experience to disable
a program written using the new language. He then attempted to
introduce what he called an "expletive" virus into
the "ProgSpeak" Web site. Much to his dismay, word
had leaked out about his intentions, and a group of
translators and linguists had found a simple way of
defeating the virus. Gates was visibly angered when the large
monitor displayed, "Why Mr. Gates....who would have thought
you used that kind of language....you deserve a good
spanking!!"
Within a matter of hours, Microsoft stock
plunged to a new low, and Bill Gates was forced to liquidate
his assets. The programming team that resolved the issue
with the new language drew a $.10 fee from "ProgSpeak"
users around the globe for their services. The full amount of
the fee was never publicly disclosed, but one of the linguists
was said to have bought his own Pacific island
afterwards.
Currently, "ProgSpeak" continues to
be an ever-expanding language. New hardware technology and the
arrival of new translators and linguists from our
universities and colleges will ensure that "ProgSpeak"
will continue to expand and evolve. It is the hope of some we
may develop the first Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) in a
few years using "ProgSpeak" as a base to begin
from.
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Why is there no evidence of Microsoft
Windows in the future? I believe the reason will be
revolutionary, as opposed to simply evolutionary.
It
simple, really - Windows becomes obsolete, at least on a
consumer level. Its not replaced by Linux, or Mac OS, or
some variation of Unix we havent thought of yet because
they will all be obsolete, as well. The change is more
fundamental than that. The Internet, in its more mature
form as represented by the book, simply has no use for Desktop
OSs any more.
We, as consumers, crave simple
tools for the most sophisticated jobs. In a world where
ordinary folk could not program their VCR, first came VCR
Plus , which allowed to them to punch in a code and the
VCR hardware did the rest. Technology has now advanced to the
point of subscribing to a service - indicating by name what
shows to record, and letting the service find the proper
channels and times. For the consumer - the VCR OS
is now a simple, point and click operation. We hold
a tool in our hand, and the system does
the rest. This is the nature of the world in EarthWeb.
People
want simple tools - they dont want to worry if their TV
is compatible with their favorite program, they dont want
to wonder if their Radio will pick up all the
stations. They want plug-n-play - it works and no
questions asked.
In a completely net-centric
world, all the machines the average consumer interacts with are
simply hardware - the user interface software is
located on hardware somewhere else, or more likely, many
other places. The platform independent nature of the internet
will evolve into the software independent Web of
the book. The beginnings of this can be found in the the new
Sprint wireless Internet phone.
And, in a world
where owning software licenses grows more
expensive, especially for larger companies, the appeal of a
rental app becomes greater. Why buy the cow, when
you can buy only the milk you need, and in the exact quantities
you desire? Sites around our current internet already provide
this service. For a nominal fee, you use the app over the
internet, save your work to your personal space on
your home server - e-mail it, or fax it to your intended
recipients - never actually owning the software, or even
the hardware to do any of it.
This model is in clear
evidence throughout the book, and the conclusion that Windows
simply faded into the mists of history is almost certain.
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Well, let's see here
you want
to know what happened to Microsoft and Windows in the years
leading up to the Crash of 2018. I don't mind telling you that
even though it will alter the future and send ripples though the
Multiverse; just don't come back to me 20 years from now
complaining that it didn't turn out just the way I said!
Hmmm
O.K. According to my computer today is Thursday, November 18,
1999. All right, here goes.
During the next 2 years
Microsoft stock will double and redouble, making Bill Gates the
planet's first trillionaire. Microsoft only doubles two more times
though because in early 2002 the company begins to deconstruct
itself. That is all part of a plan Bill came up with back in the
80's, and has nothing to do with the government's antitrust case.
The DOJ lawsuit is settled in 2000 with a consent decree, a fine
of 1 billion dollars and a slap on the wrist. Bill's plan is to
split Microsoft into 16 separate companies that will then
subdivide themselves again and again until there are 256
descendant companies. Some of them become dominant in their own
right, and some get acquired or merge with other companies.
Examples of the most famous companies are NanoMagic, Neuralsoft,
Personal Robotics, and of course, Microsoft University.
What
happens to Windows?
Well, that does not disappear
completely. Even after the Crash a few thousand hobbyists still
run Windows 3.1, 95, NT, etc. No one else has much use for it
though.
The first decade of the 21st century is considered
by many to be The New Renaissance of science and technology. It is
hard to decide which invention or development is most important,
and I will tell you about some of those so that you can get busy
inventing them. During the next 10 years everything comes together
really fast, and a computer that is actually smarter than an Irish
Setter hits the market. These computers make the idea of a
"window" seem kind of ridiculous. By 2010 most upper and
middle-class people are wearing commo-computing devices that are
programmed verbally and are running 1 meg of adaptive
multiprocessors with 1000 terabytes of nanoram. The whole concept
of Windows just goes away if you have a computer with more than a
teaspoon of intelligence
Woops! Time for me to catch
a bus now. Sorry we can't talk longer. Next time I come back I'll
tell you about the inventions.
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Microsoft fades into history
The
Anti-Trust trial created an opportunity for other technology
companies to make progress toward a more open and less Wintel
dominated internet. The scrutiny that Microsoft was under
allowed many companies to survive long enough to create
competing products and advance competing ideas aside from those
of the Wintel Hegemony. The battle for internet supremacy would
not be decided for another decade, but the most critical period
where the initial creative impulse survived can be traced back
to the turn of the millennium.
Microsoft weathered Y2K with
great ease, thanks mostly to protective legislation and a well
exercised legal staff. Appeals and reorganizations kept up the
appearance of cooperation, but the continued scrutiny allowed
emerging competitors to grow and join one another, several
injunctions against similar Microsoft products were actually
applied against Microsoft during this critical period. These
injunctions and the continuing resolution of the Anti-Trust issue
both in the US and Europe allowed several open standards to
become adopted as an alternative to Microsoft's proprietary
standard. Microsoft was unable to win the server-side battle
against Unix in its various forms and eventually this lead to a
decline in Microsoft's personal computing dominance. Governments
and The Large Aerospace Companies of the world continued to
rely heavily on Microsoft products despite violations of law or
the appearance of alternatives. Microsoft, having failed to
previously embrace the Federal Government and the political
lobbying associated with it, used their old tactics. They
poured millions, some say billions, into the political lobby
and candidate re-election campaigns. Through massive monetary
partnerships and campaign contributions, everything the US
Government had soon had to be Windows-compliant. This
eventually resulted in a near total dependency on Microsoft
products. Microsoft was granted a exclusion from any
Military Ordinance laws or even encryption restrictions, by a
special vote in Congress. One of the fastest ever
recorded.
Despite Microsoft's previous interest in emerging
technologies, several companies escaped entanglement during the
period of the Anti-Trust and appeals. These and other Wintel
opponents went on to create easier to use information appliances
and soon a new truly personal computing appliance arrived on
the scene. By the end of the decade of its introduction,
Microsoft's dominance, what was considered its monopoly had
been broken. This wasn't the end of Microsoft by a long shot, a
company with so much money and now considerable political
influence was able to keep the Government tightly bound as a
customer and the majority of defense contractors as well.
Contrary to previous law, the proprietary nature of Windows was
embraced after enough lobbying by Microsoft-backed congressmen
removed the law over seeking dual source providers and avoiding
reliance on a single company. This along with the exclusion
were two of Microsoft's big political victories. Proprietary
systems were considered more safe than open standards by
Government officials for years. However with the personal
computing monopoly effectively broken, the heights from which
Microsoft previously reached could not be again, thanks to the
rise of competing information appliances and greater
ease-of-use interfaces.
Despite a growing percentage of
non-Wintel programs and services, Microsoft remained the
largest capitalized company on the Dow Jones while several
new technology stocks from the NASDAQ became capitalized in
worth equal to Microsoft. The day after these competing
companies reached parity in net worth to that of Microsoft, a
forecast was made indicating the demise of Microsoft's Windows
operating system. Two months later, the partially intelligent
digital optimizer was patented and released as shareware. After
some fighting over the license most software that wasn't
optimized by the PIDO or its competing optimizer soon ran into
disfavor. Microsoft was reticent to run their software through
the optimizer. After some pressure the current version of Windows
was fed into the PIDO. The PIDO crashed, taking down the
internet site for over 24 hours. PIDO promptly amended their
user agreements and disavowing any compatibility with Windows
software. Upon the widespread use of PIDO among competing
software applications, Windows fell out of favor with most users
as performance lagged for Windows equivalent software and
information appliances gained further acceptance. The
improvements that PIDO presented further allowed these
information appliances to grow smaller, more powerful and cheaper.
The Governments of the world were still wedded to Microsoft
Windows and were among the last to change. The time it took for
Microsoft to go from 51% to 9% of the world-wide software
market was as long as it took to poll new users and reflect the
widespread optimization most programs, other than Windows,
benefited from PIDO. Then the Crash happened. Several weeks
after the PIDO was cracked, someone optimized a Windows eating
rat-program. Rats were rational autonomous tags, which were
sub-programs that could be executed on most systems and often
used as security riders, tracking the passage of data from one
site to another. A malicious rat was optimized to infect windows
code and begin a termination countdown. Due to the continuing
widespread security vulnerabilities of Windows, this malicious
program went undetected for 24 hours, long enough to get into
the core of every Windows connected computer throughout the US
Government and several foreign ones as well. Every Windows server
was infected and after the activation hour, all updates
contained malicious rat-subcode. The code nearly simultaneously
crashed every Windows computer in the world. Unfortunately the
US Treasury department relied solely on Microsoft Windows. The
rat-program received special instruction to destroy online-backups
first before terminating the system. All attempts to
revive Windows programs met with failure and the length of the
outage was severe enough to cause confidence in the US dollar
to fall and the International Space Station to fall out of
orbit as well. Unfortunately only the United States government
was dramatically crippled financially. The stock markets
had parallel systems and the rat-program briefly halted trading
internationally, but after isolation filters were applied and
higher redundancy encryption was employed, all sign of the
malicious rat-program was purged by counter rats already in the
system to prevent widespread damage. The era of Microsoft
was closing, confidence in the company basically fell
overnight. Even with trading halted in Microsoft and all its
derivatives, the value of the company fell incredibly. After 10
days of being unable to restore all the lost code, Microsoft
declared bankruptcy and moved to secure its cash equity on hand
to pay workers wages, unfortunately the banks wouldn't honor
uncorroborated financial data and all of Microsoft's
information was ten days out of date. Recriminations abounded,
saying had the company declared bankruptcy immediately their
assets on hand might have been honored, but Higher Management
assured all involved that the problem could be fixed. Despite
the catastrophe to the company the rest of the world didn't
care. Information continued to flow and the implosion of
Microsoft only meant that a large number of talented programmers
and coders were suddenly available on the job market. The
average wage for a programmer fell 10% for a week, but soon
rebounded as several government agencies needed replacement
software immediately. A couple of foreign governments also blew
their annual budgets replacing lost software and attempting to
recover damaged data. After a month at internet4 time,
Microsoft became a footnote in digital history.
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Microsoft's Fate
Quiet children,
today in our social studies class we shall discuss the
early period of the information age. As hard as it is to
believe today, at this time personal computers were a dull
beige box that sat on your office desk and you used a
keyboard and mouse to interact with the computer. The
connection to the Internet was wired, if a connection was
available at all, and there was no cooperative processing
available to be used to solve larger problems. Voice interfaces
were non-existent, and computers were often deemed too complex
to be used at home, let alone by children. All in all, these
computers were as different from today's palmtops as your
great-grandmother's wood stove is from your microwave
oven.
To put the start of the information age in
perspective, one must understand the proprietary software
development mindset prevalent in that time period best described
by Microsoft's mantra of 'embrace and extend'. This saying related
to paying lip service to open standards that anyone could use,
but extend these standards with proprietary services that only
worked with your own systems. The corporate business people
would see the open standard listed and not investigate further.
The technicians who actually had to deal with the system knew
the truth but were usually ignored. Another cynical saying of
the time was 'no one ever got fired for buying Microsoft',
which shows just how firmly Microsoft was entrenched.
In
the late 1990s Microsoft dominated the personal computer
software industry. Over 90% of all personal computers in the
United States were running one of Microsoft's operating
systems, although the first primitive palmtops were starting to
appear. Microsoft achieved this level of market penetration
in spite of the abysmal quality of their software, with jokes
about 'dll hell' and 'GPFs' being commonplace. Part of this
monopoly could possibly be explained due to the lock-in
effect that arose with the prevalence of local area networks. Note
how even the name seems anachronistic today - these local area
networks were actually constructed of wire connections between
computers. These primitive LANs were proprietary, requiring the
associated operating system for all computers or a
hodge-podge of drivers and utility programs that sort of worked.
Obviously businesses, requiring the LAN to be reliable, found
it simplest to use the associated operating system. Once an
operating system was established, inertia plus the
requirements for retraining staff prevented the easy
migration to a different operating system. Once Microsoft had
a substantial market share in the operating system segment, it
used that steady revenue stream, as well as its intimate
knowledge of its own operating system, to produce software
applications that dominated market niches. Examples
of this include Visual C++ in the C/C++ compiler market
segment, Office in the business software segment, DriveSpace
in the data compression niche, and VideoPlayer in the
multimedia market. These products were often sold at a loss to
build market share and destroy the competition. Once the
market niche was dominated prices rose until a credible
competitor appeared, with the cycle repeating. In some cases,
the product was based on outright stolen code to reduce
Microsoft's development cost. As soon as the Microsoft
application was dominant, everyone had to use Microsoft
application to communicate effectively. Other products attempted
to build translation filters to allow their use with
Microsoft file formats, but Microsoft changed the formats
often enough to ensure a steady upgrade revenue as well as that
these translation filters from the competition were always a
version behind.
The 1999 antitrust trial about web browsers
taught in all the history courses was the beginning of
Microsoft's end. During the many sets of court actions in the
mid to late 1990s, Microsoft had attempted to buy its way into
the hearts and minds of the US politicians, increasing its
political donations many-fold from 1995 to 2000.
Unfortunately for Microsoft, the sudden increase
in campaign contributions was readily apparent to all
observers to be an attempt by Microsoft to avoid any
consequences for its previous actions. This resulted in the
newspapers (still printed on paper at this time!) closely
examining any politicians who supported Microsoft in an attempt
to uncover a scandal and boost the newspaper's
circulation.
Once the elections of 2000 were over, the
politicians had spent the campaign contributions and were
safely elected, Microsoft received very little of the political
assistance it believed it had bought and paid for. This
was partly due to John McCain's surprising victory, partly
to Microsoft's Bill Gates well- publicized testimony that
revealed him arguing about the definitions of words like
'compete'. All the opinion polls showed the people were fed up
with Microsoft's business practices that had been revealed over
the half-dozen well publicized lawsuits, while computer
users were uniformly disdainful of Microsoft's operating
systems compared to the open source linux system that was just
starting to get all the publicity. This left politicians outside
of Seattle with little reason to assist Microsoft.
Due
to this unexpected turn of events, as well as the antitrust
trial determining Microsoft was a monopoly and fast-tracking
the appeals process to the Supreme Court, Bill Gates, the
founder and unquestionably man in control of Microsoft, made
a bold move. Microsoft was packed up lock, stock, and barrel, and
moved to Cuba in one hectic move over the Christmas weekend of
2000. After the suspicious death of Fidel Castro, shortly
after the publication of his memoirs implicating the US Mafia
in John F. Kennedy's assassination, Cuba was desperately
looking for an influx of capital. Microsoft had the
capital, and the entire eastern third of the island was
deeded to Microsoft to form their new campus.
The
reverberations of that move were felt in the world's stock
exchanges for months, after the initial announcement when
markets were opened on black Tuesday Jan 4, 2001 that
Microsoft was removing itself from the pre-eminent
NASDAQ stock exchange and listing itself in the new CORPSE
(Cuba Official Republic Pseudo Stock Exchange) that Cuba was
even then creating. Naturally, this new stock exchange would
use all Microsoft technologies and would be in production
by the end of January.
The US government saw its
pension plans for the public, the civil service, and the
politicians, fall into a technically bankrupt state and become
unable to meet the current obligations, let alone future ones.
Needless to say, both the politicians and the people were
furious with this drastic turn in events and immediately
applied a tariff to Microsoft products sold in the US to make
up the loss incurred in the stock market crash. Universities
and high schools across the country formed term projects and
contests to reverse engineer the Microsoft file formats and
programming APIs and add those features to various
open source projects underway to replace the entire
Microsoft product line. This was the blossoming of the open
source movement. The enforced lull in new versions from Microsoft,
as well as the sense of public outrage, combined to nullify
the lock- in effect Microsoft had spent the better part of a
decade establishing.
When the CORPSE exchange finally
opened for the first time on May 5, it immediately crashed
under the load of people attempting to sell Microsoft stock. For
the next three weeks, the new stock exchange stumbled along
processing fewer than one in a thousand of the trades being
attempted. At that point, rumours were flying fast and
furious that the Microsoft programmers had put in back doors to
allow the Microsoft employees priority in trading their stock.
The ensuing panic selling, mostly of Microsoft employee stock
options, proved that if back doors had been put in place,
the majority of Microsoft employees were not involved. This
also proved that the Windows 2000 Data Center Server showpiece
system, rushed into production only a year past the expected
date to solve all the trading volume problems, was unable to
support this new load with fewer than one in a hundred
trades successfully being completed. The Microsoft manager
responsible for the CORPSE exchange, in a desperate
move, clandestinely setup a cluster of Macintosh OS X G4
servers with the sample stock trading application provided with
the Web Objects framework. Finally, the new CORPSE stock
exchange was working reliably.
The only drawback to a
working exchange was that Microsoft stock was losing a point
or two every day and was now down to $28 per share. On the
other hand, the Microsoft manager who setup and configured
the Macintosh system had Microsoft stock options that would
vest in three years at over $300 per share. In a fit of
pique after being publicly blamed for the early problems
with the stock exchange, she went public with the working
configuration of the CORPSE stock exchange turning Microsoft
Windows 2000 into a laughing stock. The rumours of Apple paying
the manager the equivalent value of her stock options has
never been definitively proven.
Cuba, at Microsoft's
urging, became a member of the World Trade
Organization and appealed the punitive US tariff on
Microsoft's products. After a quick deliberation, the WTO
agreed with CUBA and ordered the US to drop the tariff. The
United States complied, and on Jan 4, 2002 - one year to the day
after Microsoft moved out of the US - Microsoft products were
back on the store shelves. The same day, the United States
government announced the two nails in Microsoft's coffin.
The first, and least understood at the time, was that all business
transacted with the federal and state governments was mandated
to use XML documents that can be validated by one of ten
different document type definitions with no extensions allowed.
This standardization resulted in the removal of the lock-in
effect that allowed Microsoft's original monopoly as any program
could use these well-documented and standardized formats.
The
second, and at the time believed to be the most significant
opposition to Microsoft, was the handheld computer
development program, with the contract being awarded to a
consortium of the HandSpring corporation (involving the original
developers of the PALM PDA computer), Motorola
(wireless technology. embedded G4 CPUs), and Apple computers
(with their concentration on ease of use, reliability, and
user interface design). This program, as you all know, resulted
in the ubiquitous palmtop computer that all of you
carry everywhere. These handheld computers, even in their
early versions, were robust computers that never crashed and
seemed to instinctively know what you were trying to do and
helped you do it, rather than impeding your actions. This
introduced people to a simple to use computer that aided
them in performing their tasks.
Microsoft, having to
compete on its technical merits now and never having adjusted
to the switch from desktop computing to pocket computing,
slowly faded away and disappeared much as the typewriter had
fifteen years earlier. In much the same manner, the terms
'blue screen of death' and 'GPF' have faded from the English
language.
Yes, George - what is your question?
No,
George, this series of events had only peripheral involvement with
the Entitlement Crash. The Entitlement Crash will be our next
lesson, but in a nutshell, it was caused by the labour unions
of the day not adjusting to the new information age economy
and believing their workers had an unalienable right to
be employed in perpetuity. As I said, this will be the next
lesson and it will be covered in more detail then.
Finally,
your assignment for today is to define the terms 'blue screen
of death', 'GPF', and 'dll hell'. Also research the web
archives and find at least five stories about the trials and
tribulations of installing Microsoft Windows operating
system, with a suggested starting point of Jerry
Pournelle's columns from the Byte magazine. In essay form,
contrast this installation procedure to the use of palmtops
today. Extra credits will be awarded for each proven example of
an unethical Microsoft business practice, with court records
of the time being the suggested starting point.
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